Google's Apologetics - Αναζήτηση Ἀπολογία

Is Google Godly? That's way to much!! However, for those pagans, your conversion is near.

PROOF #1

Google is all-knowing (Omniscient). He indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google all-knowing, but He also sorts through this vast amount of data using His patented PageRank method, making said data accessible for us mere mortals.

PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google's search engine is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, you will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Him an omnipresent entity being.

PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and He will show you the way, but showing you is all He can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

PROOF #4

Google is immortal eternal. He cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. His Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take it's place. Google can theoretically last forever.

PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index it's infinite growth.

PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on it's massive servers.

PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

PROOF #8

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary evidence requires extraordinary proof. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power.

If we compare Google with God, who is the devil then?
Good question, but the answer should be obvious.

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